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My kid got a D in science and wasn't feeling well

It was a low grade fever

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1. Yo mama is so fat, the Sarlacc choked.

2. Yo mama is so fat, Luke Skywalker hid inside of her for warmth.

3. Live, Laugh...

Toaster bath!

4. Where do cows go on Friday nights?

They go to the moo-vies!

5. A zoophiliac, a necrophilliac, a masochist, a sadist, and a satanist are in a room

A zoophiliac, a necrophilliac, a masochist, a sadist, and a satanist are in a room together. "I want to find a cat to fuck" says the zoophilliac "We should sacrifice it to our dark Lord when you're done." says the satanist. "Good idea, but we should cut its eyes out and skin it while its still alive before we kill it" says the sadist "Then after we kill it we can fuck it!"says the necrophiliac The masochist looks around the room. "meow" he says

6. yo mama so stupid she thought black friday was racist

7. What's the benefit of having a prostitute die on you?

The second hour is free.

8. I used to work in a pathology lab

I was asked to leave after one of my reports said ’cause of death: autopsy.

9. Dum joke I told during a conversation with the fam

My sister was talking about answering a spam call by saying "this is Greenwell crematorium, you kill em we grill em" and I said "hi this is Greenwell pizza and abortion your loss is our sauce". Never thought it was possible to laugh that hard lol

10. Yo mama is so ugly, when the Wicked Witch threatened “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too”, she was talking to her dog.

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